Eateth not the bread of idleness

September 9th, 2009 - Isaiah

From the book of Gabe 1:6 – 1:10

A few that were foolish said to themselves “Is it not righteous that we idle externally? For thou hast life, and hats are not worthy of playing game, but ye may never find one. So should thou not save thy planet with less energy, by the idle hand of steam stats?” So it came to pass, that the wicked men sinned against Gabe almighty, and laughed and mocked him while in idleness.

Then the LORD Robin saw what they had done, and became very angry with them. And the LORD Robin said unto the idlers, Why art thou idling? And the idlers said to the LORD Robin, thy system is stupid, and improves thy game in no way. We choose to do what we will with the game that we hath bought.

Then the LORD Robin said unto the idlers “now art thou cursed from the game, when thou play thy head will be naked, and all shalt see thy shame. And all ye backpack items shall parish. A fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the game.

And the Idlers said unto the LORD Robin, Our punishment is greater than we can bear. Behold, thou hast driven us out this day from the community of thy game; and from thy face shall we hide; and we shall be fugitives and vagabonds in thy game; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth us shall slay us.

Then the Idlers went out from the presence of the LORD Robin, and dwelt in the land of Noob, on the east of Achievement Farm, and lived there all the days of their many, many, many lives, in idleness until they found a hat (again).

One Response

  1. Dan Says:

    haha, nice work

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